So how's your solo project going?

I had forgotten about that.

I was refering to the fact that you are solely responsible for every case of cancer ever recorded in the history of mankind

one time

last summer

bucket went to the local cancer ward

and laughed at all the little bald kids

i think what really bugged them

(and their moms) was the fact that he was pointing though

that is the meanest thing ever.

see title.

liar

truther

I'm a wig salesman. I clean up in the cancer ward.

i never tell the truth

telling the truth is for idiots

(well, unless i happen to be buying a wig from bucket, then i tell the truth - sometimes.)

I'd like a wig that makes me look like cousin it please.

how about a wig that makes you look lik eyou have a comb-over?